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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? 
It lives on ice !

Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?
Because they'd rather go to the cinema !

What is a bear's favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala !

How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !&

What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!

Where do sheep go for a haircut?
To the baabaa shop!

Why did the little boy throw the butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see the butter fly!

What kind of songs do astronauts like to listen to?
Neptunes.

Why did the solar system get disqualified from the Olympics?
It tested positive for asteroids.

How come the moon won't eat vegetables?
It prefers food that's a little meteor.

How come the government doesn't like the planets?
They're always starting a revolution.

Why do people ask the moon to wash their cars?
Because it's so good at waxing.

What did the sun use after it was in a car accident?
Solar flares.